in 4th grade my friend and i did an experiment for science class and we wanted to see how different kinds of music affected fish so we bought a fish and put it in a bowl and then we started playing screamo and the fish DIED
i laUGHED AT THIS FOR 3 HOURS
did you put water in the bowl
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I’m going to Disneyland at the end of the month and I thought I’d give Peter a letter with all the people that appreciate what he’s done for the children he meets every day. Reblog this and I’ll put your url in the letter. I don’t care how many notes this gets I will put everyone who likes or reblogs this in the letter. Show Pete we care about him!
Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
fortheloveofthedegeneres:
Portia de Rossi attends the Los Angeles Confidential Magazine May/June issue celebration at Palihouse on May 23
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why do apricots look so nice and polite
i mean look at them
”Hello. How are you today? Oh you want to eat me? Here i am. I mean, I have three kids at home but that’s ok if you want to do that. It’s my job to let you to eat me. Hope you’ll enjoy my taste.”
Ellen Degeneres is so fucking hot.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up
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